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13 Beers

by Boney Fiend

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1.
Exit 13 02:23
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Rollin’ down the road cuz we got a gig to play If we get lost, I don’t give a toss. We’ll be there any day Van needs gas. I gotta pee. So, take the exit here We’ll load up on some beef jerky and lots and lotsa beer We pull in and park the van just around midnight Hhair stands up on my neck. There’s something not quite right. Splattered blood on the ground greets us at the door We should turn and run away, but I need to find out more. Exit 13 Exit 13 Bodies strewn about the place. Death is in the air The blood runs red and ankle-deep. The killer still is there Chainsaw raised above his head, wavin’ to and fro. We grab a case of Optimator, pay that man and go. Exit 13 Exit 13
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The Fall of the House of Usher 02:49
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Black of night, filled with fright My heart is racing, I’m running out of time The house up ahead is filled with the dead But I must go, Usher must know Roderick’s going out of his head Madeline’s rotting, her corpse lies dead Insanity fills the air Am I next, I just don’t care I can’t escape this twisted game Descending the stairs, I’m going insane In the black of night, the house glows bright I’m out of my head, Death is in sight Evil ends this twisted game Forever enslaved, forever in pain The place a man should never go To see the dead in the crypt below It’s the Fall of the House of Usher The house is coming alive It’s the Fall of the House of Usher Screams of the dead, no one survives No one survives Roderick’s going out of his head Madeline’s rotting, her corpse lies dead Insanity fills the air Am I next, I just don’t care It’s the Fall of the House of Usher The house is coming alive It’s the Fall of the House of Usher Screams of the dead, no one survives No one survives No one survives
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Diggin' Up a Date 02:46
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Lonely, lonely, lonely Johnny Gore He wants a prom date and chance to score Getting desperate, asked every girl in site He found a beauty late, late one night A lovely lady he knew he'd hold dear On her tombstone, said "Wish you were here" Some sick science brought her back to life He only needs her to last through the night He's diggin' up a date Which he'll animate Prom won't be the same And Johnny is to blame. Oh, the prom date started very well Johnny Gore and his girlfriend from hell Berserker rampage started at mid-song Getting revenge on those who did him wrong When it was over and all the dust had cleared Things were much worse than anybody feared The body total was one thirty eight But Johnny thought it was such a perfect date He's diggin' up a date Which he'll animate Prom won't be the same And Johnny is to blame He's diggin' up a date Which he'll animate Prom won't be the same And Johnny is to blame Johnny is to blame Johnny is to blame Johnny is to blame And Johnny is to blame
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Barnabas Undead 02:10
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One dark night it all began A jealous witches evil plan For vengeance for unrequited love With dying words she cursed his name Nothing would remain the same Death will come for everyone he loves Barnabas Undead With blood he must be fed Alone he walks the night And all he loves will die A monster he has now become Never able to go home To a life he once could call his own In agony he walks the night Looking for a throat to bite Death will come for everyone he loves Barnabas Undead With blood he must be fed Alone he walks the night And all he loves will die
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Die Tomorrow 02:19
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It started with that first tattoo The elder sign they put on you Set events into motion Summon deep ones from the ocean The cultists, with their twisted minds Were convinced they’d be fine What they failed to realise Everybody’s gonna die You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Summoned from the ocean blue Not a damned thing you can do You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Cultists still believe the lie But everyone is gonna die They’ve got the job, for which they’re groomed Not realizing that they’re doomed Bottom feeders, cultists too Deep ones also come for you Feed the dream to make it real Cultists want to seal the deal Didn’t think the process through Deep ones, they will kill them too You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Summoned from the ocean blue Not a damned thing you can do You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Cultists still believe the lie But everyone is gonna die You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Summoned from the ocean blue Not a damned thing you can do You’re Gonna Die Tomorrow Cultists still believe the lie But everyone is gonna die
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My Own Private Hell 02:17
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Ever since you left me and I've been on my own I do my best just trying to get by Well, I still feel the same and you say I'm to blame I'm the reason that you said goodbye It's my own private hell I know it all too well Nothing really means that much to me It's my own private hell and as far as I can tell My own private hell will always be Now that's your gone Time keeps movin' on But the pain will never go away And I can't make you see That you're better off with me Nothing I can do will make you stay In my own private hell I know it all too well Nothing really means that much to me It's my own private hell and as far as I can tell My own private hell will always be Ever since you left me and I've been on my own I do my best just trying to get by Well, I still feel the same and you say I'm to blame I'm the reason that you said goodbye It's my own private hell I know it all too well Nothing really means that much to me It's my own private hell and as far as I can tell My own private hell will always be My own private hell My own private hell My own private hell It's my own private hell I know it all too well Nothing really means that much to me It's my own private hell and as far as I can tell My own private hell will always be
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Zombie's Lament 02:32
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Oh so many years ago I was laid to rest The pain was gone, lay me out. My arms across my chest Something changed to animate my rotten corpse again So I rise up from the ground. My life undead begins Can you see my rotting flesh? It falls right off the bone How I yearn for the casket I once called my home I don’t wanna roam around and hunt for brains to eat Please just kill me now. Cuz life should not repeat Something brought me back to life I roam the earth once more Put a shot between my eyes Please kill me again I did not ask for this to happen I’d rather be at rest Zombie life just isn’t fun Please kill me again Now I’ve got some other ghouls who hang around w/ me Massive hordes of walking dead to plague humanity We would rather be at rest and leave you folks alone Remember to aim for the head, so I no longer roam
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13 Beers 01:46
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I got 13 beers in my cooler 13 beers left to drink 13 beers in my cooler and 13 more chances to forget I've been drinking beer all day Trying to make your memory go away beer is all i need and maybe some really good weed I got 13 beers in my cooler 13 beers left to drink 13 beers in my cooler and 13 more chances to forget I've got 13 beers in my cooler 13 beers left to drink 13 beers in my cooler and 13 more chances to forget I've got 13 beers left to go And Time is movin' so slow Gotta get you out of my mind So someone else I can find I got 13 beers in my cooler 13 beers left to drink 13 beers in my cooler and 13 more chances to forget
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The Dead Will Walk the Earth 01:52
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Try to run, try to hide Escape the human genocide Find somewhere to fortify And pray you’re not the next to die When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth The dead will walk the earth Hordes of dead closing in Time for the onslaught to begin Corpses rising from the grave Until there’s no one left to save When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth The dead will walk the earth Final judgement has been cast How much longer can you last Corpses rising from the grave Until there’s no one left to save When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth When there’s no more room in hell The dead will walk the earth We'll go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over
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Drink For Evil 02:19
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released December 22, 2022

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Boney Fiend Saint Petersburg, Florida

Boney Fiend is a Drinking Band with a Rock 'n' Roll problem. They've been compared to a head-on collision involving the Misfits and the Ramones.
Boney Fiend began in 1994 playing punk-influenced metal. The band solidified their line-up in 1999 with drummer Jonny, bassist Mikey, and original guitarist Jimmy, Chad came and went. Jimmy went to prison and was replaced by Chuck.
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